"Hear The Angels Sing" joke
As the minister was preparing to begin his sermon he noticed a young woman in the front pew, dressed in a tight, skimpy dress with her breasts almost hanging out. Unable to concentrate on his message, he dismissed the parishioners and asked to speak to the young woman after everyone else left.
"What is the meaning of this? he said sternly. "What do you mean by coming to church dressed in such a fashion?"
"Why, Reverend," the young gal replied, "All of my boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts."
"Well, let me check," the Reverend said, as he placed his head between her breasts.
A few minutes later, he raised his head and said, "I'm sorry, young lady, but I do not hear any angels singing!"
"Well, of course not, Reverend," she replied. "You aren't plugged in yet!"
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