"Hells Angels and The Nun" joke

Three Hells Angels were sitting at a table in a burger place, when a nun took a seat next to them and began to eat.
Surprised, one of them said, ""I went to my parents' wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed."
Being quick on the uptake, the second one said, "My dad says he's going to marry my mom next year."
Despite this, the nun stayed right where she was.
In desperation, the third one said, "My old man said he's never, ever going to marry my mom."
Just then, the nun looked up from her food and said, "Would one of you bastards pass the salt, please."

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