"Heloise stormed into the pet shop" joke
Heloise stormed into the pet shop and confronted the owner. "I want to return this cat. You said it was good for mice, but all it does is lie there."
"So," the proprietor replied, "isn't that good for mice?"
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...