"Help Needed" joke

While the couple were enjoying a game of golf, the wife collapsed from a heart attack on the ninth green. "Dear, please, I need help," she pleaded.
The husband quickly ran off, saying he would get some help. Returning a few minutes later, he picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife raised her head and weakly said, "I may be lying here dying and you're putting?"
"Honey, don't worry. I found a doctor on the second hole and he said he'd come and help," the husband replied.
"The second hole?" the wife moaned. "Well, when the hell is he coming?"
"Relax, dear, I told you there's no need to worry," replied her husband. "Everyone has already agreed to allow him to play through!"

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