"Helping this country" joke

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington`s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Clinton didn`t sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln`s ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked.

"Go to the theatre."