"Henry Ford and God" joke

Henry Ford died and went to heaven, where St. Peter met him at the gates. "You have been such a good man and your invention, the assembly line, changed the world," said St. Peter. "As a reward, you may hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Henry thought about it for a moment and replied, "I would like to hang out with God Himself." St. Peter took Henry to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" Henry asked.
"Yes, I am," God replied.
"Well," Henry said, "there are some major design flaws in your invention:
There's too much front end protrusion.
Maintenance is very costly.
It chatters at high speeds.
It is constantly in need of repainting and refinishing.
It is out of commission 5 or 6 days out of every 28.
The rear end wobbles too much.
The intake is positioned much too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmm, just a moment," God replied. He then went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes and waited for a reply. Within a few moments the computer printed out a slip of paper.
"It may very well be that my invention is flawed," God said, "but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

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