"Here we go to Wallmart with Kmart in our hand" joke

- Your mama so fat she went swimmin in the ocean and the wales started to sing "We are family"
- Your mama so fat she was going to wallmart when she tripped over k-mart and landed on target

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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