"The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck fal..." joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!

The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?"

Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."

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Editor's note: I find it personally amusing more...