"He's Gone" joke

A man phoned the law office and told the receptionist, "I want to speak with my lawyer."
"I'm sorry, he's gone. He passed away last week," she replied.
The following day, he called again and said the same thing, "I want to speak with my lawyer."
The receptionist said, "I already told you yesterday, Mr. Barnes passed away last week."
The very next day he called again and again told her he wanted to speak with his lawyer. By this time, the receptionist was very annoyed and said to him, "Look, I keep telling you that your lawyer is gone, dead, passed away. Why do you continue to call.?
"Because I love hearing it!" he replied.

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