"Hey Mike" joke

There was a guy sitting in a bar, just having a normal day, when a someone ran in and said, "Mike! Mike, your house is on fire!" He jumped up, but then he said, "Wait, I live in a trailer."

Then he sat down and someone came running into the room and said, "Mike!Mike, your mom just died." So, he jumped up and started running to the door, but then he said to himself, "Wait, my mom died five years ago."

Then when he sat down, another guy came in and said, "Mike! Mike, you just won the lottery!"

He got up and was running for the door and then he said, "Wait my name is not Mike."

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