"Highly Trained Parrot" joke

A man wants to buy a parrot so he goes to the local pet shop. There, he sees a parrot with a blue string tied to its right leg, and a red string tied to its left leg. The man asks the owner the significance of the strings.
"Well, this is a highly trained parrot," the owner explains. "If you pull the blue string, he speaks German and if you pull the red string, he speaks French."
"That's amazing," the man comments. "What happens if I pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you fool!!" the parrot screeches.

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