"Hindustan Lever" joke

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie' heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

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Teacher: Is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

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Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&.. .
I'll give same advice to my children also.

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A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm, ” the clerk told him.
“Main toh lut jaoonga, ” exclaimed the Sardar.
“My father was 182 cms tall. ”

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One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India

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