"One Day Santa Told Banta That Hindustan & Bharat Are On War." joke

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm, ” the clerk told him.
“Main toh lut jaoonga, ” exclaimed the Sardar.
“My father was 182 cms tall. ”