Bharat Jokes

One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India

There were two drunked man. one man told to another man that, you know that india and bharat are having war.
So the other man told that why are we worrying about it, we are living in hindustan.

A CERTAIN Hindi zealot went to Pandit Harichand Akhtar and as if to help enlarge the latter's vocabulary, said, "Hindi hamaare Bharat hi rashtra bhasha hai. Isliye, ah cycle rickshaw-puller ko tritiya chakra vahak kahajayega." (Hindi is the national language of Bharat. Therefore, now the cycle rickshaw-puller will be called tritiya chakra vahak.)
Pandit Akhtar drew a deep sigh and said, "Kaampahle hi se zaleel thha. Ab naam bhi zaleel hogaya. " (The profession of a rickshaw-puller was already undignified. Now the name also has become undignified.)