Akhtar Jokes

Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed.
I am quick but he is quickest.", he says.
"I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

After the shameful defeat of pakistani cricket team with india in lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces
To the people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Inzamam could not resist for too
Long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a sardar and goes
Out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "hi imzamam! " surprised for having been caught he comes back
And makes himself up as a muslim woman - in burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again - the same woman greets him "hi
Inzamam!". Inzamam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a hippie wig and shorts etc. All in
Vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "hi inzamam!". Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "how did
You recognize me?" the lady replied - "i am shoaib more...

A CERTAIN Hindi zealot went to Pandit Harichand Akhtar and as if to help enlarge the latter's vocabulary, said, "Hindi hamaare Bharat hi rashtra bhasha hai. Isliye, ah cycle rickshaw-puller ko tritiya chakra vahak kahajayega." (Hindi is the national language of Bharat. Therefore, now the cycle rickshaw-puller will be called tritiya chakra vahak.)
Pandit Akhtar drew a deep sigh and said, "Kaampahle hi se zaleel thha. Ab naam bhi zaleel hogaya. " (The profession of a rickshaw-puller was already undignified. Now the name also has become undignified.)

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

After Afridi bowled some overs, Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match."

At the end of the match, Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Mongia to Joshi more...