Ramesh Jokes

Q: - Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
A: - Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Q: - Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A: - The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for' Kesh'
Q: - What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon"?
A: - Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) Why did Bill Clinton have the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told Clinton "You are an IMPOTENT man"
Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A) Tomato KETCHUP.
Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.
Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.
Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
A) He wanted to get "cent-per-cent".
Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
Q) more...

ONCE THERE WERE 2 FRIENDS RAJU AND RAMESH.
RAJU: RAMESH WHEN I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE, YOUR NAME PLATE READ RAMESH B. A. AND THIS YEAR IT IS RAMESH M. A. WHEN DID YOU COMPLETE YOUR MASTERS DEGREE MY FRIEND?
RAMESH: MY DEAR FRIEND RAJU LAST YEAR MY WIFE DIED SO MY NAME READ RAMESH B. A. THAT IS RAMESH BACHULAR AGAIN AND THIS YEAR I MARRIED AGAIN THAT IS RAMESH M. A. RAMESH MARRIED AGAIN.

Teacher: What Is The Height Of Himalaya. Ramesh: 5. 2cm. Teacher: How Do You Know That? Ramesh: I Measured It In My Geography Textbook.

Teacher:' Why are you late to class?'
Ramesh and Suresh:' We helped an old lady cross
the road.'
Teacher:' But did it take you so long?' Ramesh and Suresh.' The point is she didn't want
to cross the road.'

Q: - Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
A: - Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

Q: - Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A: - The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for' Kesh'

Q: - What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma gayon"?
A: - Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) Why did Bill Clinton have the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told Clinton "You are an IMPOTENT man"

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
A) He wanted to get "cent-per-cent".

Q) What did the Gujju have in the more...