"Hole in the Forest" joke
There's a group of teens walking through the forest, and they come upon a hole in the ground. They look down and notice how big it is, so one of them throws down a pebble... but they don't hear anything. So they throw down a bigger rock, but they still don't hear anything. So they all pushed a huge boulder into the hole, but still, they didn't hear anything... they finally found a train tie and pushed it into the hole when all of a sudden, a goat came running into the forest, bleated then jumped right into the hole. They all looked at each other totally confused remarking how wierd that was. Then a man came running out of the forest, and cried, "have you seen my goat? he was tied to a train tie"
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