"Holy Water" joke

One morning a man entered the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, placed some on each leg, then threw away his crutches. An alter boy witnessed this and ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he had seen.
"My son," the priest said, "you have just witnessed a miracle. Where is this man now?"
"He's flat on his behind over by the holy water," the alter boy replied.

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