"Holy golf" joke
Moses, Jesus, and some old man were playing golf, par three, with the green on the other side of a water trap. Moses goes first. Chips it up and it lands ten feet in from the green. He curses as the ball sinks to the bottom. Walking up to the water hole, he spreads his arms wide, the water parts, and he hits the ball onto the green. Moses then steps up onto the green, and the water returns downward.
Jesus is next. He chips the ball up and it lands on the green, but rolls into the water. He doesn't curse, but he thinks it! He walks up to the water hole and carefully begins to walk on the water until he reaches his ball, reaches in and throws it onto the green.
Finally it was the old man's turn. He chips it up and it lands right in the middle of water trap. Just as the ball begins to sink, a frog swims over and eats it. Then a fish swims over and eats the frog. It swims to the top of the hole and a hawk dives out of the sky and picks up he fish in its talons.
As the hawk flies away, a lightning bolt comes out of the sky and hits the hawk, causing it to explode, with the ball dropping right in the hole. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot, Dad!"
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