"How It Happened" joke

As the doctor was setting the middle-age farmhand's broken leg, he asked the man how it happened.
"Well, doc, it's like this," he replied. "About 20 years ago... "
"Never mind about the past," the doctor said. "How did you break your leg this morning?"
"Like I started to say... 20 years ago I began working on the farm," the farmhand explained. "One night, right after I had gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter entered my room and asked me if there was anything I wanted. I told her no, that everything was fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked me.
"Yes, I'm sure," I answered.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"Reckon not," I told her.
"Excuse me," the doctor interrupted, "but what does all of this have to do with your broken leg?"
"Well, doc," the patient continued to explain, "this morning, when it finally dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

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