Farmhand Jokes

As the doctor was setting the middle-age farmhand's broken leg, he asked the man how it happened.
"Well, doc, it's like this," he replied. "About 20 years ago... "
"Never mind about the past," the doctor said. "How did you break your leg this morning?"
"Like I started to say... 20 years ago I began working on the farm," the farmhand explained. "One night, right after I had gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter entered my room and asked me if there was anything I wanted. I told her no, that everything was fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked me.
"Yes, I'm sure," I answered.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"Reckon not," I told her.
"Excuse me," the doctor interrupted, "but what does all of this have to do with your broken leg?"
"Well, doc," the patient continued to explain, "this more...

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg." Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything Iwanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked." I'm sure," I said." Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know." I reckon not," I replied." Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to dowith your broken leg?!?!?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

How did it happen? the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know."I reckon not" I replied..."Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?""Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me whatshe meant, I fell off the roof!"

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg." Well, doc, 25 years ago. ..""Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know." I reckon not" I replied. .."Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me whatshe meant, I fell off the roof!"

Chico once went to the doctor due to stomach trouble. The doctor prescribed plenty of milk and gave Chico a bottle of pills. "I`ll stop by this evening and see how you`re doing," the doctor said. "In the meantime, drink at least four glasses of milk. Milk is the ticket for curing your trouble. So drink plenty of it." That evening, the doctor returned, examined Chico and told him, "You`re much better this evening. Just be sure you don`t drink any milk. Not one glass. It`s not for you." "But, doctor," Chico exclaimed, "only this morning you told me that milk was what I needed and that I should drink four glasses of it." "Well, what do you know?" the doctor replied. "It certainly goes to show that we`ve made tremendous progress in medicine since the last time I saw you."

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man`s broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years more...