Dawned Jokes

How did it happen? the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know."I reckon not" I replied..."Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?""Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me whatshe meant, I fell off the roof!"

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg." Well, doc, 25 years ago. ..""Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know." I reckon not" I replied. .."Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me whatshe meant, I fell off the roof!"