"How Many String" joke

How many string bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
1)-None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.
2)-Don't bother... just leave it out. . no one will notice
3)-One. . but the guitarist has to show him first
4)-One. Five. One. Five...
5)-Six.. one to change it and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light..

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