"How do faggots get a condom off?" joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.