"How many banjo players does it " joke

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it. Q: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard. Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors! Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: You can turn off a chainsaw. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle? A: You can tune a Harley. Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times. Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time. Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth. Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names. Q: What is the most seldom heard comment made of banjo players? A: "Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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