"Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn?..." joke

Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn?

A. Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.Q. How do you save a man from drowning?

A. Take your foot off of his head.Q. How are men like parking spaces?

A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped