"How slime flies!" joke
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt more...
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If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
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The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country`s liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.
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