"How to Tell You're in Southern California" joke
* Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings...and none are visible.* You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.* Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.* You can't remember. .. is pot illegal?* You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.* A really great parking space can move you to tears.* A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.* You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.* You're thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.* Your best friends just named their twins after her acting coach and his personal trainer.* It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH' 99."* The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder.
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