"How to get your husband home" joke

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

'Take my advice,' said the neighbor,' and do what I did.

Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: 'Is that you, Jim? ' And that cured him.'

'Cured him!' asked the woman,' but how? '

The neighbor said,' You see, his name is Bill.'

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