"Humility is not thinking less of" joke

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

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