"Hunting" joke

Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,"Sit down and wait here and don't make a sound".So he leaves. The other man does not make a sound. So the other man findsthe deer but then he hears a scream. He runs to the man sitting down. he says "Why did you scream"? The other man says" I did not scream when a snake bit me butI did scream when two chipmanks ran up my pantlag and said"Should we eat them here or take them home".

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