"I Don't Need Anything Else" joke
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,' Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.' The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says,' I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you.' Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says,' I want the house.' Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says,' I want the kids too.' The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says,' I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.' The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says,' Is there anything you want?' The husband says,' No, I've got everything I need right here.' She asks,' What's that?' The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,' I've got the airbag!'
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