"I Got to Piss" joke

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search, he couldn't find any place to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Before he could even unzipped a Moscow police office asked, " Hey you, what are you doing?" "I got to piss, man" "You can't piss here, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "whiz away." The American shrugs, turns, unzips and starts right on the floor. "Ahh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" "NO. This is the American Embassy."

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