"I LOVE MY INDIA" joke

One Bengali is a poet.
Two Bengalis is a film society.
Three Bengalis is a political party.
Four Bengalis is two political parties.
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one.
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis is a caste killing.
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna.
One Mallu is a coconut stall.
Two Mallus is a boat race.
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus is an oil slick.
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UPassembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad.
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam.
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order.
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U. S consulate at 4 a. m..
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites is a film studio.
Three Bombayites is a slum.
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
One Sindhi is a currency racket.
Two Sindhis is a papad factory.
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders association.
One Marwari is the neighborhood adulterer.
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community.
One US Desi is a software guy.
Two US Desis is a lunch group at work.
Three US Desis is a bitching session about the US.
Four US Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave, cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto, and bitching about life in the US.