"I WONDER" joke

Ø If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
call it Fed UPs?
Ø Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Ø If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby
oil come from?
Ø If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland
called holes?.... hehehehe......
Ø Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?.... OOpps.....
Ø Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Ø If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Ø Why is it called' a building', when it is already built?
Ø If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Ø If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
Ø If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Ø If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this? ??