"I feel just like a newborn" joke
Two elderly friends were sitting on a park bench in the evening time when one turns to the other asking,
"Bill, I''m 83 years old and I''m just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?''
Bill says, "I feel just like a newborn."
Rather amazed, his friend repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A newborn?"
"Yeah", grins Bill," No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants.
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