"I just buried my second wife" joke

"I just buried my second wife," the widower told his new secretary over lunch, "and I've vowed never to marry again."
"That's a shame," said the woman, "but you know-it helps to talk about these things. What happened to your wives?"
"Well," he sighed, "the first one died after eating poisoned mushrooms, and the second one was shot to death."
"Shot!" the secretary gasped, "how horrible."
"Yes," said her boss, "she wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

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