"I like to fish" joke

A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.
The resort clerk saw the man at the pier fishing and asked, why are you fishing?
Shouldn? t you be making love to you? re new bride?
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got gonorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk said well you could turn her over and get some booty.
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got diarrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk asked well couldn? t you at least get some head?
The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got pyorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
The clerk now in disbelief says gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?
The fisherman said, She? s also got worms and you know I like to fish.

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