"I love my job" joke
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says that he's having a problem with his job.
The psychiatrist asks the man what kind of work he does and the man replies that he is a animal maintenance man for a traveling circus.
The psychiatrist asks what the problem is.
"Well," replied the man, "I'm assigned to tend to the elephants. All day, it's my job to clean up the elephant crap from their cages. When we arrive in a new town, I also have to walk behind the elephants in the parade and clean up if they crap. And, during the performances, I have to run out and clean up the ring if they crap. Now, doctor, I don't know if you've every seen elephant crap, but it's really huge and it smells really awful. And, that's all I every seen to do is clean up elephant crap. I smell like elephant crap, I dream about elephant crap, and I feel like elephant crap,!"
The psychiatrist asked, "So how does that make you feel?" (editor's note: psychiatrists are required to ask that question or they can't get paid).
The man responded, "I have little motivation to do my job, no job satisfaction, and extremely low self-esteem. So, what do you think, doctor, can you help me?"
After thinking a bit, the psychiatrist replied "It appears to me that the solution to your problem is very simple. Why don't you just quit your job?"
The man jumped up and indignantly replied, "WHAT! AND, GIVE UP SHOW BUSINESS!"
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