"I only ordered a double" joke

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.