"Why is lemon juice made" joke

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

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Axle:Limonene!
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Ludwig Van Beethoven:I love it! at the end, it was so funny!:)
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Aaron Anderson:The person who made the soap had terrible memories of having his mouth washed out so he thought to add some flavor.
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