"I will use a rubber" joke

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I`m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With YOU!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don`t you see how silly that is? It`s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don`t want a child."

"Oh, don`t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I`ll use a rubber!"

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