"I'd Rather Commit Adultery" joke

An elderly matron, sitting at the counter of a crowded cafeteria, became upset because of the cigarette smoke of the young woman beside her.
Finally, the older woman could take it no longer.
She turned to the girl and bellowed, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!"
"So would I," replied the young woman, "but unfortunately, there just isn't enough time during a coffee break."

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