"Identity" joke

At a school play three kids wore a mask and a long sheet covering their bodies. One kid was black, one kid was white and the other kid was from Iraq. The mothers walked in the play director said can I help you, the mothers said, we come for our kids. The director said, how can you identify your child. The black lady said the kid with the sandwhich is mine, the white lady said the kid with the rope is mine, the lady from Iraq said the kid with play gun is mine.

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