"If Hitler went to Heaven" joke
Adolf Hitler dies and finds himself in front of the door of Hell. He knocks, Satan opens the door and asks: "What's your name?"
"Adolf Hitler", he replies. Satan is flabbergasted. "Adolf Hitler? I know what you did on Earth and there's not way I am going to take you in. Indeed, this is Hell, but there's a limit to everything. Hey, why don't you go to Heaven? Follow the road, there's a big door on the right, you can't miss it."
Elated by this stroke of luck, Hitler starts walking towards Heaven.
The following day, there's a knock at the door of Hell. Satan opens and finds Jesus standing outside.
"Jesus, what are you doing here?", he asks, surprised.
And Jesus replies: "I just escaped from the camp and would like to apply for political asylum!"
A programmer died after leading a rather quit life. This guy was lucky, he got a choice between going to heaven or hell.
So he went on a tour of heaven with St. Peter. All around him people was singing and clapping hands or just leading a mild, peacefull existence. more...