"If I died.. would you remarry?" joke
A wife asked her husband, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of griveing, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asked, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would. yes."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house," the wife continued, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us over two thousand dollars. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and she slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replied. "She's left-handed."
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