Remarried Jokes

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"

After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"

"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

"Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" a wife asked her husband.
"After a considerable period of grieving, I suppose I would," replied the husband. "We do all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" asked the wife.
"Well, it has cost us a lot of money to get the house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of the house so, yes, I suppose she would," the husband replied.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
"Well, dear, the bed is brand new and it was very expensive. It's going to last a long time so, yes, I guess she would," answered the husband.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" the wife inquired.
"Oh, no," the husband replied, "she's left-handed!"

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of griveing, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asked, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would. yes."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house," the wife continued, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us over two thousand dollars. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and she slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replied. "She's left-handed."

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would live in this house." "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?" "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2, 000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would." "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" "Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."