"If Men Were to Rewrite The Rules" joke

If Men were to re-write the rules:

Rule # 1

Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2

If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3

If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4

It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5

Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

Rule # 6

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

Rule # 8

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 9

Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 10

Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Rule # 11 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying' This is our exit' is not necessary.

Rule # 12

Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

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