"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If yo..." joke

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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 Chuck Norris

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Yo Mama's So Fat...

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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