"In A Heap of Trouble" joke

Two teens were found naked and smoking a joint in the middle of the town's park. They were both arrested for indecent exposure and possession of marijuana and taken to the town's jail. The arresting officer was unable to reach either parent, so he advised them they were entitled to one phone call.
A while later, a man entered the station. As he was approaching the desk, the Sergeant said to him, "I assume you're the kids' lawyer."
"Heck, no," the man replied. "I'm here to deliver their pizza."

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